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If guys had their period
they would fight about the size of their
tampons

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live every day like its your last
because one day it will be..

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Your The Cum Your Mom Should
Of Swallowed

OMGWTFBBQ <~~Shirofu

Suicide hotline please hold..

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Life is not measured by
the breaths we take, but by
the moments that take
our breath away

Keep smiling, it makes
people wonder what you're up to

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When everything's coming
your way, you're in the
wrong lane

I used to have an open mind
but my brains kept falling out

When I'm not in my right
mind, my left mind gets
pretty crowded

Evening news is where they
begin with 'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell
you why it isn't.

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I like work. It fascinates me.
I sit and look at it for hours

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held,
talked too but if you press
the wrong button you'll be
disconnected

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There are no stupid questions,
just stupid people.

It takes 46 muscles to frown
but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

When I die, I want to go peacefully
like my Grandfather did, in his sleep
-- not screaming, like the
passengers in his car.

You laugh because I'm different....
I laugh cause I just farted

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him,
he ain't gonna come.

Flying is simple.
You just throw yourself
at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed
looking up at the stars
in the sky and I thought to myself,
where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me
at chess, but it was no match
for me at kick boxing.

What do you mean, my birth
certificate expired?

Everyone has photographic memory;
some just don't have the film.

If you die in an elevator,
be sure to push the Up button.

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